Something Funny in 100 Words!

Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore? Because they make up everything! Just like how procrastination is an art form. I excel at it. In fact, I was going to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn't like it yet! I once tried to catch some fog, but I mist. My friend recently gave birth in an elevator. I guess she wanted to give birth going down in history! Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo? Now, if you mention "Botox," no one even raises an eyebrow! So, why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? Because they have no body to go with! Thank you, I'll be here all day!